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Friday, September 18th, 2009 10:56 pm

EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT HERE.
Saturday, September 19th, 2009 07:59 am (UTC)
YES AND THEY EVEN SUGGEST YOU PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE SO AS TO GET THE ~*~*~*~*~FULL EFFECT!!!~*~*~*~*~

Oh Sparklepeen. YOU WILL NEVER NOT BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
I KNOW! THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH IT IS NOT FUNNY.