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redbrunja ([personal profile] redbrunja) wrote2009-09-18 10:56 pm
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YOU CAN BUY EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS.


EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT HERE.
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[identity profile] castalyne.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Now Bella will never be alone again!


[identity profile] redbrunja.livejournal.com 2009-09-22 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh damn! That is so... hilarious and depressingly spot-on.

[identity profile] castalyne.livejournal.com 2009-09-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
It makes me want to vomit sparkles and happiness and love!
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