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YOU CAN BUY EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS.

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[personal profile] redbrunja
Friday, September 18th, 2009 10:56 pm

EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT HERE.
  • Current Location: dead of the lulz
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[identity profile] castalyne.livejournal.com
Saturday, September 19th, 2009 03:22 pm (UTC)
Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Now Bella will never be alone again!


[identity profile] redbrunja.livejournal.com
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 09:09 am (UTC)
Oh damn! That is so... hilarious and depressingly spot-on.

[identity profile] castalyne.livejournal.com
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
It makes me want to vomit sparkles and happiness and love!
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