Good news, I have no cavities.
Bad news, I'm going to need to get a spanner (like a mouth guard) because I apparently have wear on my teeth that should only be seen if I'm thirty.
Really bad, bad, remarkably awful news: I NEED TO GET MY FRACKING WISDOM TEETH OUT!
Do you know how much that's going to cost? $1,200-2,000.
Yep, that's right: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS TO CUT FOUR TEETH OUT OF MY HEAD.
Approximately the price of the new car we're also going to need to buy me.
I don't even want to think of the books, manga, anime, clothes, makeup, food, DVDs, pens, and shoes that would buy.
Bad news, I'm going to need to get a spanner (like a mouth guard) because I apparently have wear on my teeth that should only be seen if I'm thirty.
Really bad, bad, remarkably awful news: I NEED TO GET MY FRACKING WISDOM TEETH OUT!
Do you know how much that's going to cost? $1,200-2,000.
Yep, that's right: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS TO CUT FOUR TEETH OUT OF MY HEAD.
Approximately the price of the new car we're also going to need to buy me.
I don't even want to think of the books, manga, anime, clothes, makeup, food, DVDs, pens, and shoes that would buy.
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That is why too much money. Don't worry about the mouth guard. I have one now and it is not as bad as you would think. I was right though, I am clenching my jaw at night, and after only a few times wearing it you can tell!
As for the wisdom teeth, just have them give you laughing gas. :)
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That number, right there? That's how much I'm probably going to be paying for my new car.
I mean, I know it's SURGERY but come on, how hard can it be to cut FOUR TEETH out of my head? Really? And I've had bad experiences with laughing gas. I heard they just numb your gums really good and hack away. Have you had your wisdom teeth out?
(Also, the dentists kept saying my wisdom teeth would "erupt" and I'm, like, could you use a different word please? Because those images are just freaking me right the hell out.)