Sunday, August 19th, 2012 12:36 am
This Friday's Fannish5:

Five fic cliches you're embarrassed to admit* you love.

1.) Using sex to drown out emotional noise.

2.) "I have to get you out of these wet clothes! And snuggle with you. And share body heat! Because your life is in danger! P.S. I love you and I think we should bone."

3.) Drunken/feverish confessions.

4.) Forced proximity like whoa. All varients. Trapped in a elevator! There's only one bed! Hiding in a closet! All are welcome here.

5.) Pretend!dating. Undercover!lovers. Etc.

Now I'm really sad that there doesn't seem to an active cliche bingo around. Because I would sign up in a hot minute.

*Fandom has no place for that thing normal people call shame.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 08:40 am (UTC)
All of these are excellent choices, especially forced proximity! Every fandom should have a trapped in an elevator episode/scene. :D
Tuesday, September 4th, 2012 06:09 am (UTC)
Every fandom should have a trapped in an elevator episode/scene. :D

I'm pretty sure that's a requirement!
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 12:41 pm (UTC)
oh man my list is like the same as yours. Especially the SURELY HAVING SEX WILL MAKE ALL FEELINGS I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FOR YOU GO AWAY AND NOT COMPLICATE THINGS IN THE SLIGHTEST and ALSO NOW YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A DARK CLOSET WITH THE SOUND OF EACH OTHERS' BREATHING, GO.
Tuesday, September 4th, 2012 06:26 am (UTC)
Especially the SURELY HAVING SEX WILL MAKE ALL FEELINGS I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FOR YOU GO AWAY AND NOT COMPLICATE THINGS IN THE SLIGHTEST

ALWAYS FANTASTIC!

I am also a fan of SOMETHING TRAUMATIC HAS HAPPENED, LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU TO STOP IT FROM HURTING - OH, WHY AM I CHOOSING YOU? NO REASON. JUST CAUSE. LET THE SEXING COMMENCE!
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 02:09 pm (UTC)
There is kind of a Cliche bingo started up. [livejournal.com profile] homebrewbingo for cliches, tropes, kinks and fetishes.

The snuggling together to keep warm is one of my favourites.
Edited 2012-08-19 05:05 pm (UTC)
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
FUCK YES.

I AM SO SIGNING UP FOR THAT.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
Sometimes cliches are cliches because they are wonderful and people like seeing them over and over.

Drunken/feverish confessions.

So...I don't know if you got through S2 of LOST or stopped at S1 but Sawyer has a GR8 feverish confession.
Tuesday, September 4th, 2012 06:27 am (UTC)
Sadly.... I was not even able to finish the pilot.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 03:12 pm (UTC)
I was going to reply with my own list, but YOU ALREADY USED THEM. Seriously.

I'm also down with *I love you but (insert angsty circumstance) is keeping us apart.* Particularly if the angsty circumstance happens to be *we are enemies/on opposite sides of a conflict*
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
Nothing like a good enemies!ship.

As long as the thing keeping them apart makes sense that is would, I am down for it.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 03:41 pm (UTC)
Pretty close to my own list. OMG, undercover lovers or fake marrieds is just so good. The sheer reason I go for so much spy-themed fiction and fandom is because almost every single trope and cliche in it is on my list of bulletproof kinks. Also on my list? Fake kidnappings/hostage situations. Where the two spies-or-whatever in love are acting out this violent or victimizing scene and nobody knows but them that they're doing it for the thrill of putting their lives in each other's hands.

ESPIONAGE FICTION THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU ARE and also for confusing my life goals enough that I have had to talk myself out of trying to be a spy because it's actually not the same at all you know seriously.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 05:41 pm (UTC)
Also on my list? Fake kidnappings/hostage situations. Where the two spies-or-whatever in love are acting out this violent or victimizing scene and nobody knows but them that they're doing it for the thrill of putting their lives in each other's hands.

ZOMG WHERE CAN I FIND THIS?!?! :D (I'm not even entirely sure I care what fandom. Just GUH.)
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:44 pm (UTC)
Well, it's been a while since I've found it in fic, but it did occasionally pop up in Alias fic. Mostly I just write a whole bunch of repetitive kidnappings into the massive crossover self-insert crackfic multiverse that my friend and I started six years ago. I deleted all my old Alias fic because it was terrible, or I'd link you to stuff. But since there's clearly a demand other than my own kinks, I might just go back to old writing habits! ;)
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
I think it maybe time for you to revist that trope, possibly starring a part of master assassins?
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 05:54 pm (UTC)
The sheer reason I go for so much spy-themed fiction and fandom is because almost every single trope and cliche in it is on my list of bulletproof kinks

Agreed!

And I totally second the request for any:

whatever in love are acting out this violent or victimizing scene and nobody knows but them that they're doing it for the thrill of putting their lives in each other's hands.

of this type of fic.

ESPIONAGE FICTION THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU ARE and also for confusing my life goals enough that I have had to talk myself out of trying to be a spy because it's actually not the same at all you know seriously.

It's probably a good think I am legit terrible at languages or I likely would have tried to be a spy.
Edited 2012-08-19 07:36 pm (UTC)
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
Okay, since there is a demand, I'm gonna start writing those tropes into my fic again. I've deleted all the old Alias fic I wrote although that was a GREAT fandom for that sort of thing.

I am not great with languages but I keep convincing myself that I am, which is why I'm teaching myself Russian right now. And I've also taken the Foreign Service Officers Test to get into the State Department, and have applied to the CIA several times, and at this point I'm about to get into a graduate program in International Affairs that has a high rate of recruitment to jobs in intelligence. I don't even genuinely want to be a spy and carry out some nationalistic colonialist mission through foreign gossip-gathering but I can't seem to stop myself. Sydney Bristow, I met you at an impressionable time in my life.
Sunday, September 9th, 2012 02:43 am (UTC)
The more I ponder it, the more pivotal (or at least, ridiculously representative) I realize Alias was for my personal fic tastes!

and at this point I'm about to get into a graduate program in International Affairs that has a high rate of recruitment to jobs in intelligence.

Frankly, I'm jealous of that kind of direction. My life could use a bit more of that.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:00 pm (UTC)
Yes to all of these! Mwahaha.
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:15 pm (UTC)
Excellent choices! And if you decided to start a cliche bingo, I would sign up for that in a heartbeat!
Sunday, August 19th, 2012 07:34 pm (UTC)
See my latest post... It's not quite cliche bingo but it's close.
Friday, August 31st, 2012 08:35 am (UTC)
I definitely approve this list. ;)