Okay, Do You Know What I Really, Really Love About Kakashi/Sakura?

[redbrunja]

How easy writing smut is.

I mean, you have Kakashi, who is older (can't imagine he's not a virgin - like, my mind gets a 404 error when I try to envision that) and reads porn all the time.

And then you have Sakura, who is a practicing medic in a ninja village ("so... you got the sebon..... there.... by doing what?"), so she knows the ins and out of the human body very, very well. Plus in my head she reads racy yaoi manga she steals from Ino. And as a bonus, Sakura has that nice, vocal id running around her head.

It's SO NICE not to worry about people being polite during ...lovemaking (Hakkai x Yaone) or having to friggin DANCE to give the characters SOME CLUE as to what's going on (Katara x Zuko.)

With Kakashi x Sakura, it's straight to the racy, raunchy bits.

*knocks on wood, so as not to offend the smut gods*

On the subject, I find it very, very interesting that while the Hakkai that lives in my head... loves umeboshi, the Kakashi in my head is very, very.... good with his hands.

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Gojyo? Is that Saiyuki? I tried to watch Saiyuki... I got 15 episodes in and quit in boredom. But I know many people adore it.

He's one of the few characters who you can go 'total sex god' and it makes sense and it's super easy to write

It's easy to assume ninjas are automatically fit and have high endurance, and then with Kakashi it's the fact that he can supposedly memorize any "technique"... it's easy to make him into a "great in bed" type.

Although, there was one funny line from HIMYM about Barney that I thought could be easily applied to Fanon Sex God Kakashi...

Lily: "She had just as much sex with Barney as Barney had with her."
Robin: "You know what? I'm not sure that's true."

I'm not quite certain I know exactly what that even means, but I can kind of imagine Sakura saying that about Kakashi.

And this narrative of smut cracks me up.

Funny thing, I went back and reread that 800 word Spuffy smut fic (http://www.allaboutspike.com/fic.html?id=411) and it's actually MORE porny than I remember. I must have whitewashed it in my memory.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

The manga of Saiyuki is way, way better. Just saying.

And that Spuffy fic is nice! I love the reveal that he's crazy at the end - you do good crazy spike dialogue. And you're probably white-washing it to preserve the image of you as young and innocent. ^_^

It's easy to assume ninjas are automatically fit and have high endurance, and then with Kakashi it's the fact that he can supposedly memorize any "technique"... it's easy to make him into a "great in bed" type.

Hell yeah. And I hadn't even thought of the memorization of techniques - I was just thinking of the reading.

On that subject of heath and stamnia, I would LOVE to read a fic where someone was commenting about Temari and Shikamaru's sex life, going, basically, "Don't you think Shikamaru's too lazy to get it up? ...But Temari's not the type to go without." To which someone comments: "I'm sure he just closes his eyes and thinks of Konoha."

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I bought the first volume of the manga, and then I think I sold it to someone else because I didn't care for it. ::shrug::

And you're probably white-washing it to preserve the image of you as young and innocent.

2003? I was... 19. Hm. A very interesting age.

you do good crazy spike dialogue.

I loved crazy Spike...except for how my heart kept breaking for him I always felt awkward writing him in the first place because of the whole British thing (ha! I had not yet discovered Doctor Who), but I felt with Crazy Spike I could just throw in all sorts of random shit, toss in some Victorian sexual guilt, add a few "Englishy" words and stir! It seems to work well. Plus with crazy characters you can layer in as much symbolism and multi-layered threads as you want, and it doesn't have to make sense within the context of the conversation. I love that freedom.

"I'm sure he just closes his eyes and thinks of Konoha."

:laugh: Icon it! I'd use that icon, absolutely.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Oh, the first volume sucks. The art and story don't get good until you find out Hakkai's backstory, and then it doesn't get really, really addicting until about... the sixth volume, when Gojyo's first arc kicks in, and it's amazing.

Which is not to say that you must must must read it, because if it's not clicking, there is no need to try and force it.

And if I had any skill at iconning at all, I would.