Hell Yeah She's Awesome

Secret #146 made me very happy, for reasons that I'm sure all of you know.

So Bad It's Horrible

Dear Author Reviews Knight Moves.

I read the first except and it was so awful that I wanted to click the back button but it was so awful that I also had to keep reading.

Now I need you to inflict it on yourself so I have someone(s) to bleach my brain with.

Just.... dazzling pee..... I have no words.