BRB LOL-ing 4ever

Okay, so the Literary Review has a Bad Sex In Fiction Award that is an attempt to: 'draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel, and to discourage it'.

The shortlisted passages are here.

The best, and by 'best' I mean most atrocious (imho) is this one:

( Warning: A Sex Scene That Will Get You To Join A Nunnery Behind The Cut )

Ten Inch Hero

So Ten Inch Hero has been on my to-watch list since I read a transcript of this scene:

knowing that Jensen Ackles would be playing Priestly. WARNING: this is the second best scene in the movie.

The VERY best scene in the movie( spoilers )