Pairings I Do Not Get

 Adelle/Topher

How do you people fail to see the epic fucked up maternal dynamic these to have going on? Why must you try to add sexy fun times? IT JUST DOES NOT WORK. 

Eliot/Hardison/Parker

Since I have a complex and detailing understanding of the average slash fangirl's mind (even if sometimes I wish to god I didn't) I utterly understand why Hardison/Eliot is so popular. I am also fully onboard the Parker/Hardison they-are-so-adorable-and-awesome-and-bond-over-their-foster-care-childhoods-and-should-have-milk-chocolate-safe-cracking-geek-babies train.

*deep breath*

However, JUST BECAUSE THER ARE TWO AWESOME HARDISON SHIPS* DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD SMUSH THEM TOGETHER, EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU WRITE A LEVERAGE FANFIC.

Seriously, people.

And stop with the freaking stealth Eliot/Hardison/Parker, where it looks like a gen/canon caper fic BUT IN REALITY is a cleverly disguised romance fic about Eliot joining Hardison and Eliot for sexyfuntimes.


*Of course, personally, I think there is ONE awesome Hardison ship and one slash ship I'm not interested in, but go with me for arguments sake.

The Yuletide Move

You know, I am really not pleased about the Yuletide mods' policy of silence about the move to the A03. 

Especially since they have a policy of silence about their policy of silence.

ETA: I was away from the internet for the past several days, which is why I have not replied to the majority of the comments on this post. I really appreciate people taking the time to write out their thoughts and all the different viewpoints I have heard, but this discussion has reached the point where it is mainly people insulting each other, and I'm declining to continue hosting that. Thus, I'm disabling comments.

I Am So Addicted To Books Right Now

Give me a character and I will tell you one book they love.

(If they are a reader. There are characters who I personally doubt ever read on book that they enjoyed.)