Don't Be Difficult.

[redbrunja]

Dear Kakasaku porn:

You are going to be in third person past tense.

Yep, I'm going vanilla old school. Just deal.

I'm not writing this in present tense, or in fucking second person, so just stop being annoying and get to the sexin'.

Love,
me.

Comments

[nimblnymph.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuuuuure! *gets ready for smuttage*

Isn't that song addictive? I've been listening to Dead Angels over and over and fucking over again myself. Oh, and I have to send you a song off of Jem's new cd that you'll really like for all sorts of female characters. It's especially appropriate for Sakura... but it works for so many others, too.

So... whenever you're ready, pass it this way. Do you want a hardcore beta reading or just the normal job?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Hardcore. I like my work to be the best it can before I post it.

[nimblnymph.livejournal.com]

*nods* Will do! And thank YOU for keeping me entertained and horny for one evening.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

I'm two sex scenes down and one to go.