YOU CAN BUY EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS.

[redbrunja]

EDWARD CULLEN'S PENIS IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE RIGHT HERE.

Comments

[manonlechat.livejournal.com]

OMG, I got linked to that a few weeks ago. XD The video may be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen, and I've had the internet for over fifteen years.

[zuki-san.livejournal.com]

Heh. I saw that a while ago. I saw it on another website, where the ad copy worked in the titles of every single one of the damn books in, in a ham-fisted way.

They already had a dildo named 'The Vamp,' and then they updated it to sparkle by popular request. Who'd have thought it, eh?

Why you'd want the 'authenticity' of a freezing cold piece of wet silicone 'twixt your nethers is beyond me, though.

The second reviewer sounds like satire, if you ask me...

[wicked-seraph.livejournal.com]

OMG, I remember seeing this linked on weepingcock, and it never ceases to be funny. Imagine trying to explain THAT to a partner a couple months down the road.

That video's a tad bizarre, though - the background music is highly unsexy for someone trying to promote a dildo.

[strange_quark]

This is either the best or the most frightening thing I've seen in a really, really long time.

I'm leaning toward the former.

[qualapec.livejournal.com]

Great.

Now, deli-meats are ruined forever.

Sorry.

That was the wurst joke ever.

[the-sun-is-up.livejournal.com]

YES AND THEY EVEN SUGGEST YOU PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE SO AS TO GET THE ~*~*~*~*~FULL EFFECT!!!~*~*~*~*~

Oh Sparklepeen. YOU WILL NEVER NOT BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.

[tsukara.livejournal.com]

...I think my favorite bit is the part where they tell you you can toss it in the fridge for a few hours (what an awkward thing to sit next to the crisper--the cucumbers will be jealous of the sparkle). Because who wouldn't want sparkly, cold pillars of plastic near their netherbits, hm?

[cynchick.livejournal.com]

omfg I dont even...

the troll comments are lulz though.

[selenakyle.livejournal.com]

This is how it will start; this is how girls will now be getting sparkle-infected.

*headdesk*

(This is hilarous!)

[castalyne.livejournal.com]

Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Now Bella will never be alone again!