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redbrunja ([personal profile] redbrunja) wrote2013-09-28 01:08 am

Top Fives

for [livejournal.com profile] errant_shadows, Top Five Buddy (non-romantic/non-family) pairings.

Ann Perkins and Leslie Knope
Allison Argent and Lydia Martin
Cara and Kahlan.
Julie Beafout-Stuart and Maddie Brodatt
Carol Danvers and Jessica Drew

If you looked at the above list and thought, ‘wow, that is super lady-centric,’ you’d be right. I’m pretty allergic to dude-friendships at this point, considering their prevalence in literature and the way that fandom slavishly pants over them. Originally, I really tried to get some male-female friendships in there, but they were all cut in favor of relationships I was way more passionate about. (Honorable mentions: Joan Watson and Sherlock Holmes and Cinna and Katniss.)



for [livejournal.com profile] errant_shadows (and [livejournal.com profile] ladymercury_10, who just asked me this a couple days ago) Top Five Female Villains:

Elementary's Irene Adler
Huntress (strictly on Arrow – in the comics she’s clearly on the side of the angels.)
Kate Argent
Lust, from the original FMA anime.
Queen Ravenna, from Snow White & The Huntsman


for [livejournal.com profile] errant_shadows, Top Five What-the-F#!@-were-the-writers-thinking moments that ruined a fandom for you:

-killing off Abigail at the end of Hannibal’s first season. I was always on the fence about Hannibal, but that made me decide not to watch season two. I’ve softened on that stance somewhat, and it will really depend on my fannish landscape whether or not I watch season two. But I felt like killing Abigail was the kind of predictable storytelling that Hannibal is usually above, destroyed a lot of amazing plotlines in process, and killed out future storyline I was deeply, deeply invested in.
-Aang doesn’t want to make a hard choice, so he whines at the universe until he doesn’t have to. Katara is then wordlessly given to him as a prize, allowing Aang to have his cake and eat it too, and making him the only major character to sacrifice nothing to achieve his goals.
-the finale of BSG. You all know why.
-Aya (a super-intelligent, sentient robot) goes murderously crazy in the most irrational, unrobotic way ever, completely destroying all previous character traits established. To add insult to injury, it turns out that she was always PARTIALLY biologically alive, thereby retroactively wrecking the fantastic ‘robot gains sentience’ arc that had been going on.
-Spike’s attempted rape of Buffy. I have both in-text and out of text reasons for hating this with a fucking fiery passion.


for [livejournal.com profile] ladymercury_10, Top five superheroes:

Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Selina Kyle, Stephanie Brown, MCU Steve Rogers. (This was a brutal question, by the way.)


for 12_12_12, top 5 fight scenes:













for [livejournal.com profile] qualapec, Top 5 Sex Scenes In Books

A Gentleman Undone, Cecelia Grant.

She writhed, all abandoned, and that was the answer he wanted anyway. In the mirror, they looked like a tableau from some ancient myth, a nymph escaping a demigod's rude grasp by turning into smoke, or a dancing fountain, or moonlight on uncalm waters.

Heat Wave, Richard Castle

When he was ready, Rook didn't down the shot. Instead, he held his hand out to her. She looked down at the salt on his skin and the lime between his thumb and finger. Nikki didn't look up at him because she was afraid that if she did she would change her mind instead of taking the leap. She bent her head towards his hand and darted her tongue out, quickly at first, but then, choosing to slow the moment down, she lingered there licking the salt off his skin.

An Ice Cold Grave, Charlaine Harris

"I wish I could see you," he said, but I was glad of the dark. It made me a little braver, and I concentrated on my sense of touch, so I didn't have time to think.

Dime Store Magic, Kelly Armstrong

I don't have one paragraph that's easy to pull, but the sex scene between Paige and Lucas is perfectly in character - a wonderfully playful back and forth that really illustrates how well they work together.

Fake It, Jennifer Crusie

"You don't care that I'm a forger," she said, looking like crime made flesh.

"Honey, for the first thirty years of my life, I scammed everything that moved. Where do you think the FBI found me, church?"

"You're twisted, too."

"Like a pretzel."

"So I can confess anything to you and–"

"Matilda," Davy said as her nefarious little art-forging hand warmed his shirtsleeve and his blood. "Tell me you have the Hope Diamond stashed behind the jukebox and I will fuck your brains out."


And for number five, really just pick any of Ilona Andrews sex scenes, they're all pretty solid.

[identity profile] ladymercury-10.livejournal.com 2013-09-28 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh yes there are so many great superheroes it is hard to pick! Yay Catwoman and Steph, though. :)

[identity profile] redbrunja.livejournal.com 2013-09-29 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there was no way those two WEREN'T getting on the list.