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Friday, April 16th, 2010 09:15 am
 Name 5 characters you like but that you wouldn't hire to work with you.

1.) Richard Castle. Attention span of a sugar-rushed toddler.

2.) Harry Dresden. Please. Whatever building I was working in would be destroyed within the week. Plus, even if what I need him for wasn't horribly dangerous, he would draw horrible danger just by breathing.

3.) Agatha of Girl Genius. See about via 'caused trouble by breathing.'

4.) Anyone who works at Merlotte's, sans Arlene and Lafayette.

5.) Wolf, 10th Kingdom. Pretty, yet his social skills are stunted, he'd cause trouble and be obsessed with food.
redbrunja: (The Chariot (Winry))
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 09:24 pm
So yesterday was Ala Lovelace Day.

So a (belated) picspam of some of my favorite technologically brilliant ladies:
Read more... )

redbrunja: (They're Only Fairy Tales (Me))
Thursday, January 24th, 2008 11:06 pm
First, before I forget again, [personal profile] smillaraaq, what was the metal you suggested for earrings that was totally inert and would help my ears heal, if I had a metal sensitivity?

Secondly, for mzminola:


Also, you might find this picture of Sokka amusing. And if you want more Sukki/Sokka ones, check out my favorites on that site - I just when on a spree looking for that pairing.
redbrunja: (See Who I Am (Katara))
Sunday, January 6th, 2008 07:25 pm
(yes, I know I'm spamming. I'm sorry.)

Okay, so I have a scene in my current prospective novel, where two of the main characters are sitting around chatting about their pasts and trying to figure out what's going on now, and I need names.

Specifically, names for people they've fought.

This story is set in modern times, the only difference is that magic works, and the two characters work for The Council which is tasked with making sure that practitioners (magic-users) don't abuse their powers.

The reason I'm asking is that 1.) I'm lazy and 2.) when I go to name sites, I, on average, spend 20 minutes to get just one name, and it's really not time efficient.

(Also, randomly, is Girl Genius not awesome? *enjoys actually being caught up*)
redbrunja: (Veronica Smiling)
Saturday, June 9th, 2007 12:10 am
First off,

Happy Birthday [profile] hireadd!

I'm not sure when exactly it is, but I just wanted to get that out there. I hope you have a great day, and get awesome presents and the cake is awesome. (How old are you turning again?)

Also, I had a nice backlog of Girl Genius to read, and I'd forgotten how much fun that series is when you can just read a chuck at a time - what a great flow it has really shows. Plus the humor is able to really shine. [info]mzminola, we must discuss.


Also, I need someone to stop me.

So at the gym today I'm remembering a Draco/Hermione story that won an award called the 'I Never Loved You Anyway' award and I was thinking 'what a great title for a story that would be' and made a mental note to write that down for when I find a story to write it to. Then I come across [info]un_love_you which happens to have the best prompts ever:


01 You were right about me
02 I was wrong about you
03 This cancels out the hurt
04 I need to want you
05 You can be like me
06 I want to need you
07 Prove it
08 I'm cruel
09 Always wondered what this'd be like
10 I'm broken
11 Thought I needed this
12 I'm drunk
13 I want to hurt you
14 I'm awake and you're breathing
15 This is my desperation in action
16 I want to break you
17 Wish I didn't love you
18 I pity you
19 This isn't about you at all
20 I hate you, you bitch
21 You'll do
22 I hate myself
23 You remind me of me
24 I want you to hate me
25 You remind me of someone
26 I can be like you
27 Author's Choice
28 Author's Choice
29 Author's Choice
30 Author's Choice

And my muse, the bitch, gives me snippets of Goyjo x Yaone for every. single. prompt. on there. And I'm like, tests! Outstanding memes! Sleep!

And my muse goes: Gojyo x Yaone!

And I'm like, no, be realistic, you don't want to go over ground [info]nimblnymph's already doing, and my mind goes, how to be different? And comes up with a totally dissimilar set-up and is all, 'write me!'

So someone needs to be really convincing and tell me not to sign up for that pairing for this comm.

I totally blame finals for this: if I actually had time to write what I already have planned, I wouldn't have this horrible temptation to write more things. Plus we all know stress = fic. It's one of those defense mechanisms. Like how you get a cold and suddenly have an rp account, or you have nightmares and insomnia and get a second one.

Also, this icon is hilarious. And considering me and my inflexible positions on slash, you know what that means. ^_^
redbrunja: (Connected (Inara/Mal))
Sunday, February 4th, 2007 10:22 pm
In honor of the leisurely Sunday I do not have, and will likely never have again, may I present........

The Lazy Sunday OTP Meme: Can Your Pairing Hack It?

What does your OTP do when the world doesn’t need saving and/or there isn’t anyone to kill?

The setting is a lazy Sunday in whatever universe your pairing lives in, and your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to describe for us what they do when they have a chance to relax.





Also....

The Title Meme: Wherein you give me a title (and if you're picky, a fandom) and I tell you what that story is about.



Additionally, does anyone know if “there” really categorized as an adverb? The dictionary.com says it is, but verbs are action words and adverbs describe them, but “there” makes no sense for describing an action.

In the same vein, is “their” is a possessive what? Shouldn’t it be a “possessive pronoun” or something?

Grammar is evil. I should have paid more attention to diagraming sentences in grades school.
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Thursday, January 25th, 2007 08:39 am
Title: Five times Bangladesh DuPree Should Have Died, But Didn't.
Author: [info]redbrunja
Fandom: Girl Genius
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Because no one ever said that Bangladesh DuPree wasn’t a survivor. Written for [info]mzminola.

Five Times Bangladesh DuPree Should Have Died, But Didn't )
She was born Fatima Maria Aviz and she would have died called such, except that when the pirates came, she wasn’t under the floorboards.

Her village wasn’t wealthy, by any means, but they did fairly well, and had been lucky with flooding and marauders in recent years.

So it wasn’t a surprise that they’d look good to the wolves of the world.

When airships appeared in the sky, Fatima’s mother threw back the rug, yelled at them to hide and started pulling up floor boards.

Fatima didn’t listen.

She had dirt under her nails and the stink of fish in her nostrils and she’d rather chew through her wrists than spend the rest of her life harvesting rice.

While her sisters huddled under the floor and her mother weeped, she hacked off her hair with a carving knife, dragged on the clothes of her dead brother and walked into out of her house with her head high.

She practically tripped over her first pirate.

“I wanna see your captain,” she demanded, before he could do anything rash like throw her over his shoulder and/or shoot her dead.

Fatima didn’t intend to end up a whore or a corpse.

Pirate would do her just fine.

“You’re a girl,” the man in front of her said.

“And your captain is....” Fatima said, in the sweet drawling tone that made the boys in the village want to do things her way.

“I’m supposed to–”

“Your supposed to be sacking this town! What’s wrong with you? Now tell me where your captain is, and get on with it!”

The man pointed toward the village square, and Fatima stalked off, putting an extra swish into her hips.

She looked over her shoulder to see him throw a bomb through the kitchen window of her house. Flames roared out, and the pure, clear brilliance of destruction was the prettiest thing she’d ever seen.

She walked up to the pirate Captain with a smile on her face.

He was a lanky man on the hard side of thirty, had a ugly scar crossing his face, and skin pockmarked from teenage acne. He looked like her way out of the delta and she threw him a salute.

“Hello, sir, I hear you’re recruiting.”

The captain rocked back on his heels and gave her an interested look.

“What’re your skills, girl?” he asked after a long moment, fingering the hilt of her sword.

“I can read and write and figure,” she recited in one breath, “and I can do this-” she waved her hand about to encompass the wreckage occurring around them, the damage of a flood in the space of a half-hour, “like icing a cake.”

The captain looked intrigued.

“Can you cook?”

“I make a killer sweetmeat,” Fatima returned, “and I can fence.”

“So,” he said, and he was going to take her, she knew it, he was settling into bargaining posture. “I’m expected to take you on and train you up all piratical and what do I get out of this?”

“The best damn pirate you’ve ever seen,” Fatima promised.

“And for the privilege of this, I’m expected to treat you right and keep my hands to myself?” he said, hooking his thumbs around his belt and raising his eyebrows.

Fatima gave him a long once-over, noticing the strength in his body and the length of his eye lashes.

“Well...” she said, giving him her best bold, sultry smile. “I do expect you to treat me right.”

“I’m Louis DuPree,” he introduced himself. Fatima leaned forward to shake his hand as her smile grew wider, and within six months she had his ship and last name, and he was feeding the worms in some forgotten grave.

~That Bar In Mozambique~

It was a bar fight; what kind of moron threw a grenade? What, were guns not good enough for him?

(Actually, DuPree was kind of impressed by that one, and was considering offering the man a job.)

She and her first mate where taking cover behind the bar when the grenade fell between them with a small metallic clink that was almost drowned out by the sound of gunfire.

Pin’s out, she noted, and then her first mate threw himself on top of the bomb.

There was a frantic, still moment and her first mate stared at her with white rimming his eyes; he had time for one fluttering breath and then was ripped apart.

He splattered all over her; droplets of blood showering her flesh and worse, goblets of flesh splattering her white coat.

“Another fucking jacket ruined,” DuPree snarled, and unsheathed her cutlass. “You’re all dead.”

~Zeetha~

“Huh,” Brit Rose said, listening to the wireless and DuPree’s ears perked up.

“Anything interesting?” she asked.

“Just a bit of echo,” Rosie answered after a bit of fiddling with the radio. “It could be somebody hiding in the canyons and trying to keep on the down-low, but it’s more likely that it’s a throwback from the mountains.”

The likelihood of it being anything interesting were infinitesimally small, but hell, her feet were itching and she’d loitered at base long enough.

“Let’s check it out,” DuPree ordered, and through the soles of her feet she heard the engines start up.

Her ship wheeled and headed for the mountains.

Two days later, she came back to complete devastation.

If it had been anyone else’s base, DuPree would have been impressed, but it was hers, and she was furious.

It took her a week of pointless searching for the rival who’d decimated her fleet, three (former) villages and a lot of alcohol before she calmed down enough to decide that the best course of action was to offer her services to Baron Wulfenbach in exhange for information.

~Klaus Wulfenbach~

He kept wondering if he should kill her. Bangladesh DuPree had many useful qualities, her admirable work ethic and mediocre level of intelligence being two that Klaus prized, but he did wonder if she would be more ...calming in cold storage.

He’d been toying with the idea since she came back from her first patrol over his lands with that (familiar) destructive gleam in her eyes.

She wasn’t anyone to worry about; not a spark, and not smart enough to betray him in a manner he couldn’t see coming. Still, he had the nagging feeling that she’d be better dead....

DuPree wasn’t a question that worried him, not like where Barry and Bill had gone, or what Gil would do once he was the reigning Wulfenbach, or lately, what he was going to do about that brat of Lucrezia’s. But still.

The only reason she was still alive was that he was damned if he was going to become some delusional ruler because Lucrezia had left him twitchy with regards to psychotic women. DuPree wasn’t a threat and her death would serve nothing; ego, she still lived.

Klaus wasn’t a mindless murderer and DuPree was useful.

That was all.

~Zulenna Luzhakna~

Zulenna was royalty, was a daughter of the House Luzhakna, was heir to a world of power and privilege and secret machinations.

She woke up trash.

She woke up in Wulfenbach’s cold room, shuddering, gasping, frigid sweat standing on her dark skin, weak and worst of all.... common.

She was no longer heir to anything except shame and poverty and pity.

“How are you feeling, Miss Luzhakna?” a voiced asked. He was a Spark; she knew by the pleased sound in his voice, pride that she’s been successfully resurrected.

Her groping hand found some tool, her eyes were blinded by sweat and light, and she shoved the pointy end into his neck.

Zulenna brushed at her eyes, blinking until they stopped watering and she could see again.

She spent a moment staring at the Madboy’s body while white noise hummed through her head.

She was nothing.

She had died a princess and returned as trash.

Zulenna took a deep breath.

Luckily, she had one option left.

There was a lab coat hanging by the door and she pulled it on. It was too big, but she jerked it until it hung straight.

She shook her hair back and walked out of the cold room.

Zulenna was going to find a sword, find DuPree, and kill that bitch dead.

She strode along the corridors. She walked like she belonged and no one questioned her.

Some technician caught up to her and grabbed her arm. She turned toward him, cutting look firmly across her face.

“I beg your pardon?” she drawled.

“Zulenna?” he gasped. “Thank the gods.”

“What?” she said snappishly, and the technician turned into Theopholous DeMudd.

“Thank the gods you’re alive,” he said, pulling her into an empty work room, tools hanging on the walls like weapons ready for battle.

“I’m not,” Zulenna said automatically.

“I need your help,” Theo continued.

Zulenna was sure he did. His eyes were too bright, his swarthy skin had a sickly green undertone and the hand on her shoulder was damp. Zulenna looked at her shoulder, realizing that his hand still rested there, and smoothly stepped further away from him.

“Unfortunately, Theopholous,” she said, “I’m rather busy at the moment.”

“They’re going to kill the Clays,” Theo told her ardently. “I’ve been pretending to be a maintenance engineer since Agatha escaped, so I could keep an eye on things, and I just found out that Gil resurrected–”

Zulenna flinched at the word.

“–Agatha’s parents, and the Baron found out and is going to–”

“None of this is my concern,” she said. “I have other priorities.”

“Like what?

“Killing DuPree,” she said tightly.

“Can’t that wait?” Theo said, always the peacemaker. “Can’t you kill her later?”

That bitch made me trash,” Zulenna ground out between her teeth, “and didn’t have the courtesy to finish me. She dies now.

Theo looked as if a number of things were falling into place for him.

Zulenna turned and started to exit the work room. “Now excuse me, I have things to do–”

“It’s Agatha’s parents,” Theo said, a last ditch-effort.

“I’ve died for that woman,” Zulenna managed to sound flippant, and was impressed with herself. “I think that nicely resolves any obligation I owe her family.”

As she closed the door behind her, she heard him mutter, “I never thought you would ever shirk your duty.”

Go to hell, Zulenna thought, squaring her shoulders and standing tall. When she was two corridors away, without warning, she pivoted on her heel, a move that tossed her hair and would have flounced the skirt of a proper gown, and stalked back the way she had come.

“Before we move the Clays off the airship, Theopholous,” she said as she sailed back into the room, ignoring the gigantic, relived smile that broke across his face, “you’ll need to procure some appropriate attire– I can’t be expected to rescue anyone wearing only a lab coat.”
~~~

([info]frenchroast, your fic is coming. Sorry it's taking so long.)
redbrunja: (The Chariot (Winry))
Monday, January 1st, 2007 10:10 pm
Title: Asking My Heart For Guidance Was Like Pleading With A Machine
Fandom: Girl Genius
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “The first time was an accident.” 3 kisses and 2 dreams, all relating to Gil and Agatha.


Asking My Heart For Guidance Was Like Pleading With A Machine )
The first time was an accident.

It was one of the brief interludes when Agatha wasn’t ordering him about, and Gil took the opportunity to stand at her shoulder, peering around the line of her neck to try and figure out what she was doing.

Agatha was making something- even if couldn’t tell what the purpose was, he was spark enough to see the grace, the functionality of the clanks forming under her fingers.

He brushed her hair back, trying to get a better look, feeling her humming through his fingertips, and when she twisted suddenly, reaching for soldering iron, he inadvertently pressed his lips against the top of her neck, mashing his nose on her cheek.

She didn’t seem to notice.

Gil automatically stepped back, Agatha ordered him to fetch a metal file and seven-eighth screws. He did so, and forgot about how soft her skin had been.

Capture

The Baron locked her in a very tiny room with exceptionally thick walls back on Castle Wulfenbach.

Once she was alone, she slumped down on the bed, and tucked her knees within the circle of her shackled arms.

She couldn’t even enjoy being in her own head again. The fog of Lucrezia’s presence had lifted, and now her mind and memory were working perfectly, replaying Lars’ last words over and over and over again, in crystalline clarity.

She still had his blood on her coat.

Her eyes filled with tears, and she was just starting to sniff when the door opened.

Agatha’s head jerked up as Gilgamesh Wulfenbach entered.

He was carried a tray and the door locked behind him.

“I thought you might–” he started, placing the tray on a convenient table, and then ducked.

The bucket she’d thrown at him banged nicely against the wall, almost hit Gil on the rebound, and then rolled noisly across the floor.

Agatha charged toward him, and he didn’t back away. She stopped with her boots inches from his, informed him precisely what she thought he and his father were worth, wishing she’s listened to Zeetha and retained some of her more creative turns of phrase. She yelled until she stopped having anything remotely instructive to tell him, and was reduced to stuttering.

Gil just stared at her with pity in his eyes.

She really, really hated him.

“You son of a bitch,” she repeated and swung at him. He caught the chain linking her wrists together, used her momentum against her and spun her around, wrapping his arms around her, keeping her relatively immobile. The handcuffs made it very easy. She was just about to stomp down on his instep when he put his mouth next to her ear and said, “I’m sorry.”

Agatha sniffed heavily, and thought very hard how much she’d like to throw Gil off his damn father’s damn airship.

“He wasn’t ordinary,” she said instead, throat hot.

She felt Gil press his lips against her hair and starting pondering ways to break out of this room.

Ascendancy

“Well, ‘mistress–’”

“DAMN IT, GIL, IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY CALL ME THAT!” Agatha roared at him, and he was secretly at little glad he was kneeling in the middle of the delicate tangle of the time mirror’s parts, and she was unlikely to throw a spanner at him.

He looked up to retort, and then realized that she was looking more hurt than angry.

“I’m not my mother,” Agatha muttered to herself, looking down at the calibration unit.

“I know,” Gil said, and her head jerked up.

Agatha shrugged and then handed him the wrench he’d been just about to ask her for.

“Thanks, could you–”

“Yes,” she answered. Agatha opened the next console over and started digging through the tangle of wires inside.

He watched her for a minute, until she started humming that uncanny little tune she always did when she was working.

He smiled, and wished he could kiss her until the shadows left her eyes.

Nascent

Gilgamesh was a realist. He’d always know that his father wasn’t a good man, wasn’t a nice man. It was only recently that he’d began to think his father wasn’t even a fair man, and more recently still that he began to think his father might be evil.

His father being evil actually wasn’t all the distressing; what keep him up at night was the fact that he was starting to have a problem with it.

It was Agatha’s fault.

Well, it was nothing she’d done, really. She’s just been herself and a Heterodyne and suddenly, towns and cities that had been peacefully under the Baron’s rule started resisting.

His father had never appreciated rebellion.

The Baron Wulfenbach reacted as anyone who knew him or his reputation should have predicted: ruthlessly.

And sometime between coming back to his lab to find Lilith and Adam Clay utterly demolished, broken down to bone, blood so thick on the floor of his lab that it lay in pools, and worst of all, brains destroyed, and walking through a town made of ash, bodies everywhere and burned beyond recognition, the stench of charred flesh crawling inside his nostrils, just like the town last week and the town that would most likely be tomorrow, he’d realized that he may be less of a Wulfenbach than he’d always assumed.

So, while his father’s empire started tearing itself to pieces, and Gil’s dreams were filled with Agatha and flames and kisses and utter ruin, he started to plan his father’s downfall.

Scintillate

Paris was the perfect place to start the new year.

Anyone would admit Gil was in the best place to watch the fireworks (there was nothing like the view from the Eiffel Tower) but he knew he was really in the best place in the world for anything at all: Agatha Heterodyne’s arms.

It was worth every second of the bureaucratic nonsense to have brought a band plus dinner and accompanying waitstaff a thousand feet above the streets of Paris.

The band was played, and Agatha and he waltzed around, fireworks bursting into bloom around them, reflecting light glowing in her golden hair.

Agatha was laughing, smiling, gazing at the pyrotechnics display like she was calculating amount of gunpowder used, the madgirl he’d only ever dreamed could exist and never though he’d really meet.

Bonne année,” he said, and kissed her.

The perfect way to start a new life.
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Sunday, December 17th, 2006 11:09 pm
Name 12 fictional characters you would date and/or have sex with (in no particular order) and then then tag 5 people to do the same.

I've been tagged by sand3 so, may I present my boyfriends and girlfriends? (now with bonus picspam) Also, I did 13 because can you really have too much hotness?

13 People )

Seeing this, it appears I have a glasses fetish. The things you learn about yourself via livejournal. *giggle*
redbrunja: (Default)
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 08:29 am
Can I just squee about Gilgamesh Wulfenbach for a moment?

redbrunja: (Girl Genius)
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 06:46 pm
Blessings on google, which allowed me to find these. Yes, that's right, mad scientists, those are Girl Genius icons!

Look at the pretties!
redbrunja: (The Chariot (Winry))
Saturday, August 12th, 2006 09:49 pm
Damn, Girl Genius is awesome.

I already have theories and a 'ship!